so last week my ‘book a week challenge’ didn’t go as planned. cause i’m still reading the same book as two sundays ago. like my last book, this one is about a biking expedition around the globe. i feel like i’m gaining valuable knowledge, stuff that will somehow help me in whatever adventure i happen to set out on next. 

the author details the tumultuous separation from his expedition partner, the struggle of gaining sponsorship for the trip, the stress of being apart from his fiance, and the unrelenting hospitality of the locals he encountered along the way. this is the second travel book in a row that i’ve read. both about male cyclists. i don’t know if avid cycling is in my future. but i sure am lured to the explorer-type wonder that consumes the pages of these books.

emily anne stewart, explorer. it sounds nice. 

emily anne stewart, supertramp. there definitely is a ring. 

week two

camping in mongolia

week two was an utter success. after reading this page-turner, all i want to do is buy a one way ticket to a far off destination and try to make my way home. everything lilwall wrote about i wanted to experience. i wanted to be with him while he camped on a siberian winter night, while he snuck through the checkpoints at tibetan boarders, and when after weeks of searching he had finally found a boat that would take him from perth to singapore. 

he talked about people asking him why he went on the trip. his answer changed each time. 

“to test ourselves, to have an adventure, to learn about the world firsthand.”

i know that i want to go on another adventure. i’m not sure where yet. my possible destinations change daily. today i think about flying to ulan bator, the capital of mongolia and making my way east. toward home. mongolia seems like another world. thirty percent of the population is nomadic or semi-nomadic. it is the most sparsely populated independent country in the world. the country is nicknamed the “land of blue skies”. there is said to be about 250 sunny days throughout each year.

while biking to the cafe where i am writing this from i daydream. what will i need to pack. will the tent that i used for my last trip work for this one. would i be able to do it alone or would i want or need a friend. i would need hiking boots. i would need to start hiking. i would need to get fit. ugh, i would actually need to get fit. i would need to save a lot of money. i would need to think up a plan of what to do when i got back home, i couldn’t play it willy nilly again. i would need to go on mini-treks. i would need to learn so much more about camping and general outdoorsy-ness. i would need a plan. how long could i afford to go for. lilwall spent twelve thousand on his three year journey. and was still able to raise thirty-four thousand for charity. my god it would be beautiful. i would wake up and be the only one around. i would have to poop outdoors. i would have to practice squatting. massive thighs. i would have to get used to not showering for a long periods at a time. maybe i would make my way from mongolia through to kazakhstan and then into russia briefly before entering the ukraine. i wonder how dangerous this would be for a solo female. maybe i could do the trip disguised as a man. who am i kidding my butt is way to big to be a guys. i wonder if i will still want to do this trip in a week. or maybe in a week i’ll want to go to uruguay. or maybe i’ll still be hooked on mongolia. maybe i should learn another language. 

alastair(robs travel buddy) cycling in siberia

“i had a sudden feeling that apart from our two flickering little flashlights, there was no light or life for thousands of miles around us. we were all alone out here in the darkness.”

-lilwall, siberia 

i don’t know why i have these urges. i don’t think i am trying to prove anything. maybe i’m like the lost boys in neverland. never able to grow up. or never wanting to grow up. the thought of buying a place of my own, the thought of having dishes. buying utensils and having my own utensil drawer is scary. i’m not ready for finding a ‘real’ job, or planning for my future. 

i don’t know what i will want when i’m in my thirties. but right now, at twenty-three i know i want to explore and travel and go on adventures. i know i don’t want memories from this part of my life to include dancing in a sweaty sardine packed club with other drunken fools, or of working 9-5 in an office with my travel thrill consisting of a weekend escape somewhere, or having to use all my accumulated vacation days in order to get a three week trip to bali. 

when i am older with commitments and people who depend on me, i can’t decide to fly off somewhere and go on a ten month adventure. so i’m going to do it now. the fear of returning home without a job or a plan makes my stomach knot. but the fear of regret if i don’t go is even worse. 

i have dog-eared the shit out of this book. it is basically double the thickness it should be because i have folded back the tip of so many pages. so now as i start a new week, i pick up another book. i was initially going to go for palahniuk’s fight club. but instead i grabbed another travel book. beyond the horizon by colin angus. it is about a canadian who tries to finish the first human-powered circumnavigation of the planet. i can’t wait to see what it brings. what it urges me to seize. 

i asked him how he came to be a painter. he said, “i liked the smell of paint.”

-annie dillard

goal

i set a goal for myself.

i want to try and read a book a week until i go home for christmas. 

this goal was set because i have recently been feeding my book buying habit a little too frequently. i can’t go into a chapters or indigo store, or value village or used bookstore without walking out with at least two books. 

so i am pleased to say that week one of the challenge went well. i completed chuck thompson’s smile when you’re lying: confessions of a rogue travel writer. that book really reminded my of my trip and how much i want to keep going on adventures. usually i switch it up between genres. hopping from fight club to freakonomics to war and peace. but i liked how after i read a chapter of this book before going to bed, i was falling asleep while replaying my weeks camping in the australian outback and the excitement of getting on a train and not knowing where i would hop off that night. i wanted to keep on this roll of nostalgic memories, so i grabbed another one from the travel section of my steadily growing mound of books. so this week i am reading cycling home from siberia. it is a book about this guy who spends three years cycling home to the united kingdom, from siberia. bear grylls called the story “an epic journey”, and if bear liked it, i’m sure i will too. i kind of have a huge crush on him. 

wish me luck on week two. i’m hoping to gain some inspiration for my next adventure from this one. 

pocked poppy red II

i have warhol's tampered skin.
a homeless person wrapped in a sleeping bag.
damp. worn.
stiletto's and buffed italian loafers tip toe over it during rush hour.
over it.
tragic. flawed.
they stand blank in comparison.
a canvas in comparison.
one-two-three maybe. nothing war paint couldn't cure.
an army could not conquer my opposition to porcelain.
born past my time.
oil paintings and black and white stills could have been my friend.
i remain, always - pocked poppy red.

pocked poppy red

“emily anne, who is driving me to swimming?”

“no clue”

“could i drive?”

“sure, why not”

“i would just need your license” she responds in a completely serious tone, as if that was the only hurdle to jump in her other wise seamless plan. 

“you don’t look anything like me” i responded

“i could just draw red dots on my face”

i was crushed. maintained a strong appearance and said.

“remember it’s not nice to talk about peoples red dots, it hurts some peoples feelings”

i hit puberty around the same time as my friends. but instead of shooting out some stellar knockers, my cruel cruel body decided to place the emotional turmoil of acne upon my thirteen year old face. ever since then i have had acne. 

ten years. 

i have smeared cream on my face that was so toxic it bleached my bedsheets and pajamas, i started taking birth control at fourteen to counter the dots, i have had my face sandblasted. i have used face masks, peels, other pills, and even went on acutane; complete with monthly blood tests and close observation to make sure it wasn’t making me severely depressed or even suicidal, which is a frequent side effect. the longest my skin has been clear for, was about ten months following the completion of my acutane treatment. which happened to coincide perfectly which my trip. but soon after i got back home...WABAMO it was back. in full force.

i look at the perfect skin. the inside of my forearm, behind my ear, on my collarbone, on my ribcage. i look at it and wish it could be the skin on my face instead. clear and white.
every morning i wake up and go into the washroom. while on my walk there, i start to shimmy down my underwear while squinting my eyes to adjust to the light, or sometimes walking blindly in the dark. lifting my legs to exaggerated heights, making sure not to trip. i pivot and plonk down on the toilet. pee. wipe - front to back. get up, turn to sink. and while washing my hands i look into the mirror. i stare at my skin. looking at what new face i have today. tilt my head to the left. what new torment will i deal with today. turn my face to the right. what will people see when they look at me today? 

i wear my biggest insecurity on my face.

about a boy

yesterday one of the little girls asked me if i had a boyfriend. 

“no”

“do you think you’ll get one while you’re in calgary.” like a boyfriend is something you put on your saturday errand list and pickup while you're out getting baby spinach and wholegrain bread at the farmer’s market. 

“um, maybe” 

“who was your last boyfriend?”

“i’ve never had a boyfriend”

“why not?”

“i’ve just never met anyone that i liked more than a friend”

she replied “oh” while simultaneously mushing a slice of banana around in her mouth with her tongue like a toothless grandpa. 

she was completely unrattled by the fact that i am 23 and have never had boyfriend. 

it was refreshing to share this fact with someone else. who like me, did not care. 

my day off

i woke up late. i was up until 2 a.m. entirely consumed in a newly discovered travel blog, nomadicmatt.com. it got me remembering forgotten moments of my trip. the thrill of sitting on a bus and being the only native english speaker. the 'where are you from and where are you going' introductions. it got me thinking of when i am going to travel next and where i will go. i got massive butterflies in my stomach, the same as christmas eve. i closed my laptop and switched off my lamp. i lay in my bed, eyes wide open staring at the black ceiling above me. i couldn't fall asleep. i just kept thinking of my next adventure. when i did wake up this morning, i twirled my unwashed locks in a spiral to form my classic top knot and headed upstairs to share the news with jordan (nanny #2). after unloading my excitement on her i headed out the door for a bike ride to a kensington cafe. while crossing a bridge i spotted a group of questionable looking young men. boys. thugs. i was surrounded by other people walking across the pedestrian bridge too, but i still had jitters while walking past them. i tried to conceal my uncomfort. head held high. while walking past them one shouts "hey girl, nice ass". i pretended not to hear, hopped back on my bike and peddled away with a stern face. inside i was elated. it was the nicest complement i've gotten in weeks. and to top it all off today is laundry day, i was going commando under my lulus. so there was a solid amount of orange skin jiggling around back there.
to the highly inappropriate native american man with a long black braid and beige camouflage winter jacket, it is rude to shout, and thank you.